The internet has failed me - I can't find a video of the old TV ads for "Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute" CDs. Which means I can't add verisimilitude to my idea by copying the specific phraseology or tone of voice from those old voices, for my idea for a funny video to make.

Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute, plays the hits of "Rock Band". Including such hits as "Freak" by Radiohead, (list of songs scrolls on screen as Freak plays on a pan flute in the background, a heartbreaking vibrato coming as he hits that high note section), "Dani California", "Highway Star", "Orange Crush", and many others!