No, that's definitely going too far. But it's an interesting thought experiment.
A yard sale is called for, though. So. Much. Stuff. Bins of old computer parts that might actually be of use to someone. Motherboards? Ethernet cards? 20G desktop hard drives? Yep.
Outcrufting is, I think, the first step towards managing this thing I've been laughingly calling my "life."
I still owe LJ several Chicago posts. Hrm. How can I catch up?