Wow! You totally live on your own planet. Can we visit? You've managed to keep most of your innocent optimism about love, life and everything. If we could bottle your psyche and sell it to depressed people, well, that would be weird... but we'd all be rich! Seriously, how did you get this far in life without bruising?
You couldn't be cuter if you were a basket of kittens. Your seduction style? Adorable and innocent. Oh my golly, people will love you all the way down to your widdle toesies. You deserve a rainbow, and a unicorn.