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attention children

No matter what you may think, how safe it may be, or how guiltless you may feel about it, twenty years down the line, Marc Zogby will run a poll and ask you the question, and unless you choose wisely today, you will be forced by your adult respect for honesty and scientific accuracy, to answer "yes" to the question, "Have you ever urinated in a pool?" No extenuating circumstances, no "how long ago?", no explanations allowed, just yes or no. Once you have that stain on your soul, it's there forever.

This has been a public service announcement.


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Jul. 1st, 2005 01:12 pm (UTC)
But in that case, if the answer is *already* yes, due to long-ago transgressions, then you're saying there's no reason not to continue the practice after all, since it can't get us in any more trouble?

In for a penny, in for a pound...
Jul. 1st, 2005 01:29 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes...
...and I will also swim in your toilet.

Poll or no poll, I'm in.
Jul. 1st, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC)
*snigger* I am sure all kids pee in the pool at some point.
Jul. 1st, 2005 05:40 pm (UTC)
Well, um, no, not all kids. Never occurred to me as a kid that anyone would — you'd never have gotten me into the pool if it had.
Jul. 1st, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC)
stain on your soul, or in the pool, whatever.

I believe that everyone has, and most people continue to do so.

Besides, I don't HAVE to answer any poll questions. My answer will be 'undecided'. I'll be the margin of error.
Jul. 2nd, 2005 12:15 am (UTC)
Isn't that what the chlorine is for?
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:18 am (UTC)
Remind me to come back to this post when inviting people over to use our pool ...

In other news, Eli was absolutely DELIGHTED this weekend when we gave him permission to pee in the lake, rather than run up a long, steep hill to Nana and Boppa's cabin.
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