Week of March 14, 2002
Beneath the visible surface of one of the world's most famous paintings, the "Mona Lisa," are three previous versions. X-rays show this conclusively. In other words, it took a few false starts before the artist, Leonardo da Vinci, finally gave birth to his masterpiece. Let's apply this theme to your life, Pisces. Judging from the current astrological aspects, I estimate you've completed at least two and possibly three of your allotted false starts. Any day now, I predict you'll begin the definitive version of a breakthrough creation.
Yep. Sounds about right to me. If you reeeealy stretch the meaning of the phrase "false starts."