I was going to drink enough that I would make an ass of myself tonight. I failed to get anywhere near that. Oh well.

There are some people (like me) that can't do that. I once, long ago, drank enough to ruin the evening by having to go hom ebecause I was sick, and I never lost the paranoid "Am I acting drunk?" though I had had enough to be say that out loud, but that was the only outward evidence of my drunkness, mostly.

Ironically, you're one of the few people who saw me the last time I got extremely drunk.

Sorry you failed in your attempt, I guess...

*hugs*

If you're still looking to make an ass of yourself, there is *plenty* of unconsumed alcohol in the house, and I'm not going to finish it all. =)

(We were only home for around 10 minutes around midnight, so a lot of the champagne in particular didn't get consumed. The ER probably wouldn't've like it if we'd brought some there.)