I'm going to have to learn a Karaoke song in pig latin, and perform it. "Esperadoday, ywhay on'tday ouyay omecay ootay ouryay ensessay..."

Last night's list: "Don't Stop Believing," Journey. "Radar Love," some one-hit-wonder (Golden Earring? who?). "Desperado," The Eagles. And, of course, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love," Queen.