FedEx is confused. There is no package here. They said they delivered it... Talked to a rep, they're going to talk to the driver and get back to me.

There are some confusing annotations on the shipment though, the rep said, so chances are they still have it after all. If it was stolen, well... They claim they have a release waiver on file, but I'm pretty sure I never signed one with FedEx ... not at this address, anyway.

Hmm.